Sunday, April 15, 2012

The Perils of Boys

"Stop running in the house!"

"Don't jump on the lounge!"

"Be careful! Someone's going to get hurt!"

"I've told you before - no playing with the ball inside the house!"

"Stop throwing that ball around!"

"You're going to break something!"

I scream say these things (and many more) repeatedly...especially during school holiday time. And this morning my words rang true.

As Sam and I sat in the back room finishing our breakfast, and the boys chased each other around the house whilst flinging a huge bouncy ball around, we heard an almighty crash followed by a moment's silence...and then the scared voices of the guilty trying to blame others.

My first words to Sam were, "Don't scream" - because I knew they would already be feeling the weight of what they had done.

Before we even got to the scene, we could hear a chorus of "It wasn't me", "It was an accident" and worst of all, "It was Samuel". Poor Samuel. He too had been running around being silly but I knew it wasn't him who had kicked or thrown the ball.

And then I reached the crime scene. A silver, decorative vase had been knocked over but was intact. Our beautiful Willow Tree ornament however, given to us by friends when we moved into the house, was lying in pieces...

Decapitated and shattered :(
With the message, "To all who enter, welcome here", this is what she had looked like before...


So beautiful...
I surprised myself by remaining remarkably calm. Sam sent the boys to their rooms (Daniel howled with all the conviction of an innocent man - it was Thomas who kicked the fatal blow) and I collected my figurine.

I really, really love this piece and Sam must have sensed this because he promptly returned from the shops with superglue to piece it back together. He's yet to attempt the reconstruction, but if he can't do it, I will go and buy another one.

The perils of boys...they just do not sit still!*

What have your children
accidentally broken?

* For some reason, incidents like this always remind me of The Brady Bunch episode where the kids break the lamp/vase and try to piece it back together #showingmyage

15 comments:

  1. I was thinking the same thing about the Brady Bunch! Your poor willow statue, hopefully she can be fixed

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    1. Hehe funny how some Brady Bunch episodes just stick in your head :)

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    2. I love the Brady Bunch but yes lifes lessons are played out on that show

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  2. AW!! She's so so pretty!! Those dang (yet still ridiculously darling) boys!!

    And I SO know just how you feel I scream - er, SAY - those very same things to my Queens of Destruction. :P

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    1. hehe but your Queens of Destruction are soooo adorable!

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  3. Oh no! I love Willow Tree ornaments! The "crash, followed by a moment's silence" bit is so true! Found you via Lisa, and enjoying your ponderings. xx

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    1. Thanks Wendy, always nice when new people discover my blog :)

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  4. It is devastating when it happens isn't it but really in perspective it is only a small thing. Thanks for visiting my blog today. x

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    1. Yes, must keep it all in perspective :)

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  5. Oh, no!

    Boys are so physical, and they can't help but kick and throw balls and rugby tackle each other. You should have seen my three at the shops this morning...HORRIFYING. And they'd just spent two hours running around an indoor playcentre, for goodness sake!

    I can't think of anything in particular, but Youngest Son is a real monkey, and he's broken up his brother's carefully built Lego (on purpose!) and has managed to bugger up a number of things around the house. Whenever we question them about who left the couch cushions on the floor, or who left the lid of the texta pen, etc they ALL deny, deny, deny.

    Little buggers. But loveable though too.

    PS - thanks for stopping by my blog! xox

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    1. There is always denial! And don't you love when they annoy each other on purpose?!

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  6. Oh dear *sob* - I had my Willow figurine broken by an unknown child too. WE glued ours but she keeps breaking ...it is the one where mum is lifting the little boy in the air.

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    1. :( It seems that Willow pieces and boys don't mix!

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  7. Can so relate to this post, Cathy! Yesterday we had one of our baby twin Willow Figures break after an anonymous child threw the dogs pillow at the coffee table. This was followed by the kids mumbling between themselves that it didn't matter because a) Poppy can fix it and b) Mum's got stacks of them anyway!!

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    1. Mine are great at justifying things like this as well!

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